Winter hides a multitude of sins.
Hairy legs, an ever expanding waistline, cellulite and a fabulous blue/grey/whitish skin colour, and I must admit I hadn't given any of these much of a thought until today.
Time to get into a bikini and go for a walk on the beach.
"John, Hildi! When you back? Very Fat yeah?!" And the dude proceeds to pat John on the stomach
And all my built up strength comes crashing down.